Do not mock me fellow travellers, they absolutely are.
I weighed myself this morning, a good loss of 4kgs (patting myself on the
back right now)
Then I did my measurements:
WTF I haven't lost a thing from my hips, waist, arms or legs AND low and
behold my lady lumps have increased in size. In a fit of pique I wrote on the
30+12WBT fb wall asking what I was doing wrong.
All of those wonderful ladies told me that the body was a strange thing and
would catch up ( my body obviously has caught up with my mind as they are both
mildy insane) Then one lovely lady said that her feet have shrunk:
OMG! What if my feet have shrunk. This is disastrous what will I do if none
of my extensive wardrobe of shoes fit (over 50 pairs at last count) So I ran
(okay, okay, walked quickly) to my collection and tried some of them on. Yes!!
she is right my feet have shrunk, but fear not my shoes still fit but the excruciating
pain as I squeezed into them has gone. It no longer looks like I have squeezed
an over sized pork chop into a sausage skin. They actually look pretty good,
and, my calf length boots (all 6 pairs) now zip up so I don't need to wear them
under jeans or a long skirt.
Moto of this post fellow travellers is to just go with it. Learn, laugh, read the book, buy the tee shirt and move on ( preferably in your gorgeous Manolo Blahnik, or Jimmy Choo's)
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